Congratulations, Falzone's Towing, you made my blog. This is not a good thing.
Apparently Falzone’s Towing doesn’t make enough
money from their towing empire. Additional revenue source? CRIME VICTIMS! On command from the King, Leighton now forces city crime victims to pay double jeopardy.
They suffer the horror of experiencing whatever crime occurred (sideswiped,
stolen car etc) as well as:
And Leighton expects these people to pay their property taxes on time. What a guy.